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In place of anything of substance, I will relate the following true story: I read this top 18 list of "best movie montages," because obviously I have nothing better to do with my life. I read through the whole article, mentally preparing myself to be annoyed when Rocky IV wasn't in the number 1 spot, and already composing in my head a detailed explanation for why the Rocky IV montage is the best montage of all time (Rocky outruns the KGB--who are in a car--and then climbs a Siberian mountain in the middle of winter, in order to defeat communism! And that's before we even get into the fact that "Hearts on Fire" is objectively the best montage song). So of course, I get to the end, and it turns out they did put Rocky IV first overall, and all my pent-up annoyance suddenly had no outlet.
I feel like there's a lesson to learn from this, but instead I'm just going to listen to that song again. Anyway, Stratocaster's Twilight Hears the Narrator review, below!